this is so embarrassing, i was hoovering the bedroom when all of a sudden the hoover jumped up and started to attach to my penis, now its stuck what can i do, plz don’t say go to the hospital cos they are not sympathetic there

I tried to log in to router @ http://192.168.1254 using: Administrator as user id and password using the serial number appearing in the router but it is not accepting. Can somebody please help. thanks in advance.

I tried to log in to router @ http://192.168.1254 using: Administrator as user id and password using the serial number appearing in the router but it is not accepting. Can somebody please help. thanks in advance.

Recently taken out 3g mobile broadband, which is sometimes diabolical for connection speed. Can anyone suggest anything to use with my 3g dongle or laptop to increase or strengthen my internet connection speed please (bit of a cyber novice!!)
All suggestions greatly appreciated, as becoming very frustrated at the intermittent strength or speed of connection, currently [...]

I’m now having to type sideways. I don’t know how to rectify it. Any help would be appreciated. Its a Toshiba laptop with windows Vista. Thanks

Just got my own web space at last what is the fastest free way of getting traffic to my site please. I buy and sell second hand goods mainly power tools furniture jewelery computer equipment etc, etc.
PLEASE HELP. E-mail marcr1@ntlworld.com
gonetosing@http//:geocities.com

the batterly light at the bottom just flashes orange

Hi, i just came back home and saw my van door at the back mashed up , someone cut it got inside and robbed all my power tools ( DEWALT etc) worth 2k pounds. What should i do? Should i call the police or what? will anything help? the car is insured but not the [...]

My router works fine as i can connect on our other laptop so it must be my laptop. My wireless is switched on but every time i try to connect to a network it says: the settings saved on this computer for the network do not match the requirements of the network.
Whats going on? [...]